i-like-pigeons:

Things that I write:

  • Sins

Things that I don’t write:

  • Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

  • Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

  • A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

  • This Place

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oneflamingo:

are you a clown because you are cirque du so lame

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ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

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awesomephilia:

When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

image

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Ah. You’re actually not awful at that.

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sardonicscrewdriver:

deans-feathers:

tashanzac:

sardonicscrewdriver:

I am so done with myself as a person right now.

so dumb it’s funny

is that yellow-eyes? is that yellows-eyes the demon on the mother freaking orange?!?!!

I am so glad someone caught the yellow-eyes reference, like, you don’t even know.

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wartortles:

*screams from the rooftops* SOMEONE MAKE OUT WITH ME

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have you ever seen someone so attractive it made you mad

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photolies:

I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.

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